one guacamole is equal to 6.0221415×10²³ guacas
I’m disgusted by my ability to get this joke
one might even call it
i got 99 problems and 97 of them are due by the end of the week
“You must know… surely, you must know it was all for you. You are too generous to trifle with me. I believe you spoke with my aunt last night, and it has taught me to hope as I’d scarcely allowed myself before. If your feelings are still what they were last April, tell me so at once. My affections and wishes have not changed, but one word from you will silence me forever. If, however, your feelings have changed, I will have to tell you: you have bewitched me, body and soul, and I love, I love, I love you. I never wish to be parted from you from this day on.” - Pride and Prejudice (2005)
my writing style could best be described as “probably more commas than is entirely necessary”
What I love when I get home from school in the winter is to find a comfortable sweater, trade jeans for loose pjs, arrange my hair in a bun, put on some fuzzy socks, find a nice piece of fruit to snack on (I’m a fruit lover), and sit down to savour the brief moment of relaxation. Ahhh.
kick me out and let me go
you don’t need me, i’m an angry soul
shut me out and lock the door
you don’t need me
the night the Duke of Cambridge became a quadruple threat - prince, husband, father, and now a backup singer to Jon Bon Jovi and Taylor Swift.
So pumped for Christmas season :)
So not for work and papers and exams :(